Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You pole danced in your parka.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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