i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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