i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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