why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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