when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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