So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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