some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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