Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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