i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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