I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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