My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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