he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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