I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
vagina is talking i cant
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
