fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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