A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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