Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
