Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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