Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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