it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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