So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I have tasted many bathrooms
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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