SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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