quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
