i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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