Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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