There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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