I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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