Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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