I must be too annoying 4 u.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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