I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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