i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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