the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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