Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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