Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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