I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I came so hard my ears popped.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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