I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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