What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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