this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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