I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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