You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he fucked my hip out of place.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Randomize
