girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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