just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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