What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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