when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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