This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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