i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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