i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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