Got a toothbrush?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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