I would go down on you faster than GM stock
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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