if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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