Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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