i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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