I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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